#33

I hate when you go to Korean barbecue places and you come out smelling like a, well, barbecue.

#32

I hate when people describe music as "challenging". Translation: "It's crap and sounds like some monkeys hitting garbage with an accordion, but I don't look like I'm open to new things if I say that, so, regardless of what I actually think, I'm going to describe it in a vague manner that doesn't offend the crap musicians."

#31

I hate people that are good at everything.

#30

I hate waiting for five cents in change. I also hate saying "keep the change" when it's five cents, because that just seems lame.

#29

I hate when you're at a party/club/whatever and are told to dance because "it'll be FUN!"

#28

I hate when people delete photos because they don't like how they look in that shot.

#27

I always hated it as a kid when you'd be a friend's place and they're getting told off by their parents and you'd feel really awkward .

#26

I hate it when people leave the dock showing in OS X when it can be hidden.

#25

I hate that fake cream that you get on buns. It isn't cream because cream shouldn't be able to stay un-refrigerated on a shelf; it's not natural.

#24

I hate when you're walking along a footpath and two people are coming in the opposite direction so just because there's two of them and one of you, then you're expected to get out of their way even thought they're taking up more room. Couples are the worst.

#23

I hate couples that put their hands in each other's pockets when walking along; it's just not a practical way of walking.

#22

I hate Fergie. Both the anti and pro-booty kind.

#21

I hate when people start a sentence by saying "If I were you..."

#20

I hate how the envelopes that you get with your tax pack aren't postage paid. I mean really, come on.

#19

I hate plastic knives; they're a contradiction.

#18

I hate when people misuse the term "chill" when something clearly isn't chilled. Just because you play dance music during the day, doesn't mean that it's chilled.

#17

I hate those security things on websites where you have to type the letters and numbers in the image, but half the time you can't actually read them.

#16

I hate lovey-dovey-touchy-feely people.

#15

I hate when people say that they've got the 'flu when they've only got a cold.

#14

I hate when people say that they're allergic to something when in fact they just don't like it.

#13

I hate when people pronounce the word 'matrix' as 'mat-trix' as opposed to 'may-trix'.

#12

I hate people who have a song as their phone's ringtone, and they just let it ring for that bit longer than necessary because they're waiting for it to get to the 'cool bit' of the song.

#11

I hate when you see shared music libraries with names that try to make the person sound cool.

#10

I hate splayds.

#9

I hate it when, on an Apple keyboard, people call it the Apple key and not the Command key when it hasn't been the Apple key since 1984.

#8

I hate when people think that I'm an American.

#7

I hate when people think that my coffee mug is communal: it is not.

#6

I hate the excess milk that you get in the bottom of your bowl when you have cereal and you're stuck trying to drink all of it with a spoon.

#5

I hate when people have annoying laughs, but there's no way you can actually tell them that because they're being happy and to tell them that they're annoying when they're happy makes you look like a bastard.

#4

I hate having to stir coffee with paddle-pop sticks.

#3

I hate when people have conversations during concerts.

#2

I hate the really abrupt shift from sci-fi to horror in 'Sunshine'.

#1

I hate people that don't understand sarcasm.